I Really Don't Know How I Got Here

No, like really.

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lychgate:

get-some-jenny:

Please re blog the shit out of this and call this cat is trapped in a recently abandoned party store and dosent have a lot of time

FREE HIM

Not enough complaints? Do they really have the law so far shoved up their anus that they can’t just ignore the rules to save the cat? I mean dang, dude

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Donations needed!!

hinagiku-katsura:

hinagiku-katsura:

Hi there! I’m not usually one to do this, but there seems to be a bit of a situation at the moment. My girlfriend is currently living in a very intense and oppressive living situation and needs another place to stay as soon as possible.

Of course, I offered up my home for her, but there’s a problem— she (in Nevada) lives across the country from me (Alabama), and I’m not able to procure enough money to transport her here.

Which is why I felt it was necessary to open up donations. Anything, literally anything is helpful to us in this endeavor. Even if you contribute a dollar, or even a few cents, it means all the difference and makes us that much closer to removing her from that environment. 

And most importantly, if you see this, please reblog! Even if you can’t donate anything, we appreciate you spreading the word!

okay we’re about 1/4 of the way there but there’s recently been news of the situation getting worse so please, please, please reblog this

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Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.

Artist/Band: My Chemical Romance
Are you male or female: Our Lady of Sorrows
Describe yourself: Bulletproof Heart
How do you feel: I’m Not Okay (I Promise)
Describe where you currently live: My Way Home Is Through You
Your best friend is: Early Sunsets over Monroeville
Your favorite colour is: Summertime
If your life was a television show what would it be called: The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You
What is life to you: Welcome To The Black Parade
What is the best advice you have to give: Fake Your Death
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Give ‘Em Hell, Kid

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1. Last kiss
I haven't kissed anyone as of late, unless you count my mom
2. Last phone call
I believe that would be my mom
3. Last text message
My stepfather
4. Last song you listened to
Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance
5. Last time you cried
Last night
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
Psh. no
7. Been cheated on
In fourth grade, I was going out with this dude and apparently he was dating someone else behind my back. What a player
8. Kissed someone; regretted it
I haven't kissed anyone yet
9. Lost someone special
Yeah, sucks real bad
10. Been depressed
Not that I know of
11. Been drunk and threw up
Have been drunk, but didn't throw up, and woke up feeling like sunshine
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
Nah
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
Gonna have to say none
15. Made a new friend
Aw yiss
17. Laughed until you cried
I'm surprised I haven't dehydrated myself yet
18. Met someone who changed you
I would have to say so, yes
19. Found out who your true friends were
Yes'm
20. Found out someone was talking about you
Was called a slut, now if you could refer back to questions:
12 & 13, I'm gonna have to say I resent that
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
Had lunch with my friends and had a very delicious bacon cheese burger
27. What time did you wake up today
Like 8:
45am or something
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
Avengers:
Age of Ultron, it will be so cash
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
I'm an only child with exception of a half sister, but a hecka long time man
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
I wish I was a little more outgoing, wish I was good at small talk and starting conversations
32. What are you listening to right now
Vox Populi by 30 seconds to mars
33. When is the last time you had sex?
Please refer back to questions 12 & 13, and how many of these questions are going to be centered around sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
No one really
35. Most visited webpage
Youtube
36. Favorite colour
I like purple a lot
37. Nicknames
Tk, Te-qui-qui, Tequila-fo-fila, vodka, brandy (teachers think they're so funny)
38. Relationship Status
Pretty darn single
39. Zodiac sign
Capricorn
40. Male or female
Female
41. Primary school
What? Elementary school? Uh yeah
42. Secondary School
Middle school? Gonna have to say yes again
43. High school/college
Graduated High school #wemadeitclassof2014
44. Eye color
Brown
46. Height
5'7 I think
47. Do you have a crush on someone
I did
48. What do you like about yourself
I'm extremely patient
49. Piercings
my ears but that was forced upon me when I was 14 months, gosh darn it mom
50. Tattoos
boy I wish
51. Righty or lefty
Righty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
When I was like 14 months
54. First best friend
Sabrina (I'm not saying last names, I don't trust the internet)
55. First hookup
Literally a virgin
56. First Bestfriend
Is the difference the lack of space between 'best' and 'friend'? Sabrina
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
I did have Five guys and lord was it delicious
60. Drinking
Too sweet lemonade I might die
61. I'm about to
Play some sims 2
62. Listening to
Alt-J (which I highly recommend)
63. Waiting for
The right one as sappy as that sounds
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
I don't want to be split in half
65. Get married?
I like love so yes please
66. Career
Historian
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
Eyes are pretty
68. Hugs or kisses
I've had hugs but I bet kisses are pretty sweet
69. Shorter or taller
Taller
70. Older or Younger
I'm gonna have to go with older, seasoned men and all that; mighty delicious
71. Romantic or spontaneous
Geez this is hard, I'm going with romantic, spontaneous could mean someone's getting a spike through their eye
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
Gimme them arms
73. Sensitive or loud
Loud becomes background noise after a while and I don't mind it
74. Hook-up or relationship
relationships please
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
Nooooooo
77. Drank hard liquor
Does mikes HARD lemonade count?
78. Lost glasses/contacts
You can't put that type of responsibility on a 7yr old
79. Had sex
That's like five questions that have to do with sex.
80. Broken someone's heart
God I hope not
82. Been arrested
Nah
83. Turned someone down
Probably but I'm pretty darn oblivious about stuff like that
84. Cried when someone died
cried several sweater of tears
85. Fallen for a friend
...hnnnnngh yes

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herkal:

padyluppet:

andrewquo:

amusinghowell:

bramvangerrewey:

collegehumor:

How to Flip People Off Around the World

So instead of liking a Thai person’s status on Facebook, you’re actually flipping them off.

instead of peace in britian and australia; its flipping them off

cause fuck peace

But like, that’s not a peace sign; the palm is turned inward. Index and middle finger up palm OUT is a peace sign.

Sorry but the france one is wrong. This is a symbole to say ‘ok’. it’s obscene only if you put a finger of the other hand in it. But we DO use a lot the brazil and united states ones. 

so are high-fives just a no-go in Greece?

herkal:

padyluppet:

andrewquo:

amusinghowell:

bramvangerrewey:

collegehumor:

How to Flip People Off Around the World

So instead of liking a Thai person’s status on Facebook, you’re actually flipping them off.

instead of peace in britian and australia; its flipping them off

cause fuck peace

But like, that’s not a peace sign; the palm is turned inward. Index and middle finger up palm OUT is a peace sign.

Sorry but the france one is wrong. This is a symbole to say ‘ok’. it’s obscene only if you put a finger of the other hand in it. But we DO use a lot the brazil and united states ones. 

so are high-fives just a no-go in Greece?

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suicidle:

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e

suicidle:

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e

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foxyturttle:

tegansenpai:

timetravellingtimelord:

theparadoxymoron:

katiefab:

cutebabe:

shipcomingthrough:

Just watch it.

oh……my fucking

No, seriously. Watch the video.

but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways? 

HERE’S THE LINK TO SOLAR FREAKIN’ ROADWAYS GUYS

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SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

There’s 6 days left and they went beyond their goal. I’m so FUCKING PROUD of you guys!!! Please continue donating, though because the more they have the better they can do this!

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